Oh my gosh! This is the funniest thing I've seen in a month of Sundays (what does that colloquialism mean?) Sent to me by my friend and former boss, Bob S.  Thanks, Bob...not quite sure what you meant by saying this might have been made of me... ";'' galleryimg=''no'' ...

Subtitle: Can I return these new spectacles if they make me too peaceful, joyful and contented?  A few years ago I had a dream that rocked my world and will stay with me for the rest of my life.  Here it is in a nutshell: Summer 2002 Title of dream: Perfect Vision I need glasses. I call the eye doctor's office and  say to ...